
THANKS FOR THE WELCOME...i will be back with problems when they present themselves,,,

my first one is that all my posts seem to be followed by the same guy ?????
do you get your own personal stalker when you sign up ?????????
he doesnt appear on here as far as i can see, so this place must be where i,m free.
Oh! my boy wants new trainers , any suggestions on how to avoid the expensive rails???
Would you like me; to come around Truedie and polish OUR Oh sorry! YOUR Leather couch Maybe you could throw in a free session as I am a bit depressed as the infamous kpar has not abused me for some time
lynbob Wrote:
THANKS FOR THE WELCOME...i will be back with problems when they present themselves,,, 
my first one is that all my posts seem to be followed by the same guy ?????
do you get your own personal stalker when you sign up ?????????
he doesnt appear on here as far as i can see, so this place must be where i,m free.
Oh! my boy wants new trainers , any suggestions on how to avoid the expensive rails???
Well dearie, firstly let me say that you are not alone.
May I suggest stealing some trainers, the best way of doing this is to ask to try them on and when you have both on your sons feet, get a frien d to disgtract the assistant and then run.
Ohterwise you could always buy fake Nike, Addidas etc etc etc.
ray Wrote:Would you like me; to come around Truedie and polish OUR Oh sorry! YOUR Leather couch Maybe you could throw in a free session as I am a bit depressed as the infamous kpar has not abused me for some time
Hello Raymondo
My couch is always open for you.
I do agree though, no Kpar abusing us has been a little boring.
Thanks Truedie Maybe you can leave your Purse open as well. I am in need of a few pennies
if your after pennies go look in a fountain, or possibly down a well if your a good climber
I shall have to see how Arsenal get on today in the carling cup final, if they lose i may need some time on that couch especially seen as leeds also lost again yesterday

keep a slot free lol!
Aunt, please help
The last few months have been almost a blur, I recall being in Andorra and then Venice, but pretty much everythingt else has flashed past, thereofre I have some questions for you:
1. How can there be self-help "groups"?
2. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
3. Do people who spend £1.50 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
4. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
5. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
And Finally:
6. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs?
Just to remind everyone Aunt Trudie is still around and has plenty of time on her hands now that the football season is over..So any problems what so ever Contact her
She is Cheap. Very cheap,
ray Wrote:Would you like me; to come around Truedie and polish OUR Oh sorry! YOUR Leather couch Maybe you could throw in a free session as I am a bit depressed as the infamous kpar has not abused me for some time
Dearest Ray
Kpar has been busy abusing himself whilst looking at filthy magazines in his bedroom. Dirty bugger!
and giving me bad reps lol