Sissoko's Bar

[Sissoko]

lol wasnt that the jap bird of barnies????

hey rememeber this :

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" Homer = genius

[keltoi]

another classic homer quote: are you saying that your never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[chickenandstuff]

thats her!

we're taking barbershop to new levels

burp, number eight
burp number eight
burp number eight

class. she ruined the bee sharps.
lol

[Sissoko]

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down"

[keltoi]

Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.
Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again

another super lager sissoko - going down well the night!!

[chickenandstuff]

trapopoline!

when the fire starts to burn, theres a lesson you must learn, sumthing sumthing and you'll see, you'll avoid catastrophe.

[chickenandstuff]

keltoi did u see that episode this morning too?? lol

[keltoi]

lol - Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! Quality!!

[trueblue71]

chickenandstuff Wrote:

Sissoko Wrote:sure is mate ill join you for that drink, im actually having a pint can of fosters, pint cans whatever will they think of next!!!!

can i join yous there too lads for a wee swift one. phew!!!

3 litre bottle of white lightning , with a can of carlsberg special brew chaser
cheers big ears

Just a swift one, are you driving.

[trueblue71]

Where's the staff in here?

Is it a fucking buffet?