Cant believe I missed this award
Those of you who have already posted, it would be good to see your nomination for this one.

LIFETIME ACHEIVEMENT AWARD

My nomination is Ofir12 - without him this site wouldnt exist.

When u all say "Hassan spend all of his time on here and needs to get a life" even if it was a a fun thread, I know what u all mean about that, so for all of u I am pretty sure that huzup or dancity or even rednacuk spend more time on this site than I do, then about the childish issue, well I dont make up arguments by myself for no reason, anyways arguments are for grown ups too u know! So all I wish is that u all is lower ur stupid comments about me! Thanks !

This post was last modified: 10-03-2007 11:31 PM by hassan134.

The Serious Awards"

Best Mod = Too many mods for such a small board. Lose 2/3 of them and ask me again

Best Member = Is there such a thing? I guess the best member is the one who others run to read what he wrote. Catch my drift?

Member likely to get most laughs = Dancity's humour makes me smile and Chrise84's David Camerons description ticked me too http://livefooty.doctor-serv.com/forum/J...-9816.html ... Everyone has their moments thou including Red's naming of the new Liverpool Stadium posting.

Member likely to get most to agree with him = Whoever is the most bland poster..... there are lots of bland posters at this board.

Member most likely to come up with something controversial and get a reaction.= SPL section is full of bandits, but thats a fault of the board management more than any individual member.

Member most likely to post an interesting topic = Everyone has their moments. Sissoko tries very hard to keep the board moving with different ideas n Bonus Ball is proving to be a huge success. I have seen that run in pubs with great success too... Well done Sissoko. Dancity2890 is another that trys hard to get subjects rolling and should be commended for his efforts.

Most Intelligent member = If we are talking football... then the obvious answer I cant say... so I will say Dicanio. I know him more from other boards and I know how he is heads n shoulders above most board posters.

Most improved member = Rarely posters improve on boards. You can normally work out how big their football knowledge is by a few posts. I used to offer Thimbles to some members of an old board I ran to carry around their football knowledge until they had gained enough to move up to a egg cup. Maybe I should start rating the regular posters on their football knowledge at this board too. Hmmm.. How many Thimbles will I need? Oh and by the way... Knowledge isnt being able to cut n paste others work.

Most informative member = Hmm... well we have an abundance of cut n pasters. Red Simple n others. Not sure if that counts as being their own minds offering the Information or they just know enough sites n newsgroups to leech. LFCFTW writes long postings which on occation can be informative, but on the whole he is like a weather man covering all bases so he has to be right on something. He has shown promise thou and I almost rept him after one peice I read of his (I don't rep lightly. Need to earn a rep from me... unlike the same club bandwagon. "Great to have another outermongoliancheifs fan at the board... rep" ). This should be someone who offers facts from their own experience knowledge n opinion. This board has very few of those as most can only comment with knowledge on thier own club.

Most 'cool' member= Dancity Daveyboy Chrise84 n Conservative ... All 4 post with a laid back manner. Ashvale32 KeanoWatfordFAN Sissoko n even the other Liverpool fans when you get them off their beloved club are cool dudes. Most of the regular members have shown they can be cool... just a few bite at the carrots some leave for them as quickly as a donkey.

Member who you will always get a response from (whether it be stupid or relevant) - whatever the topic.= Hassan takes that pill, but boards need people like him that comment... its just better if their comments have more substance.

Member who created the best single post - please give link or atleast the title= None spring to mind at this board.

Member with the best Sig = Thx to those who have mentioned "Jose Dog". I have decided to remove it as jose has moved on. I must say I have admired Red's Sig. Has a touch of class about it... not the team or subjects ... just the changing of the photos .

"The Fun Awards"

Most Arrogant Member = Arrogance hmm... If Arrogance is not accepting fools lightly and giving those who talk out their buttocks on subjects they obviously have no idea on or are clouded by their hatred of the subject matter; A blast of belittling words.... then I accept any award you have to offer with open arms. But if you want true arrogance on this board you dont have to look any further than the owner.

Least Intelligent member = DanLucas... The true spaceman of this board. Although the Three Stooges tend to lower the IQ of this board when they get together...They are far more intelligent when kept apart...... Who are the Three Stooges I hear you ask..... why it can only be our fav 3 Ol Benni Boy lovers.... Huzup LFCFTW n Simpleman. I'll leave it to your good selves to work out who is Curly Howard lol

Most Childish member = As soon as I suss who is childish I stop reading their words. There are 2 or 3 here who have had petty little arguements. I was pleased to see simpleman call a truse with Hassan a while back. His stepping back spoke volumes about himself and their lovin afterwards had me expecting a announcment of their upcoming marriage

Member who needs to get a life as he spends wayy too much time on here = Red does seem to spend alot of time here, but he probably has half a dozen windows open on lots of sites & newsgroups... in other words.. he's here .. he's there... he's everybloody where... Redcanuck Redcanuck

Most annoying= Well Huzup took my vote on this of late cause his postings deteriated so much when commeting on subjects I had taken an interest on, but the truth is he isnt annoying, just constantly wrong lol. I dont suffer annoying posters... I just move onto the next post.

Worst posts = Well I was thrilled to see alot of mine made this award in many of those who have already answered. While those who feel those words are the worst, There is nothing better than writing something that "sticks" inside someone's mind... Which is what one sets out to do when posting and by the look of things.... I am succeeding often! No one picked out my "Shit on a stick" post? Oh come on guys.....

Funniest Post = Two spring to mind.... My asking Sissoko if he had heard of the English TV show "Bread" after he was complaining about Eastern European people coming here (UK) and taking benefits.... I got many a personel message expressing laughter n Thanks at that. My personel fav is ..... Huzups rating of Steven Gerrard's display against Chelsea...."Tick" ......n My reply..........Dressed Himself...Tick.. Put his boots on himself... Tick.... Managed to find his way back to the dressing room at halftime himself.... Tick. Made me laugh so much... I use it as a signature at another board!



If you have enjoyed reading this posting please do not rep me... None of the above answers was cut n pasted from another board and you probably don't support Chelsea. Take the words for what they are... just the opinion of someone who speaks straight with a cutting twist of the knife when needed.

Where would we be without Ticktock,lol. One of your best posts yet and an enjoyable read to say the least.
I thought we'd told you about opinions - everyones entitled to them, just because YOU dont agree, doesnt always make it wrong. (and just because "you're done with me" in your so grown up way,lol, if you did care to take a final look at our recent coming together, I corrected the information, but more importantly my views stayed the same.)
To our Footballing Knowledge Teacher: Mr.Tciktock
Good post.

"The Serious Awards"

Best Mod = Ashvale32
Best Member = Redcanuck
Member likely to get most laughs = DanCity
Member likely to get most to agree with him = Redcanuck
Member most likely to come up with something controversial and get a reaction = Hassan134
Member most likely to post an interesting topic = Red or Sissoko
Most Intelligent member = Red
Most improved member = sozzler
Most informative member = Red
Most 'cool' member = Sissoko, DanCity, Conservative, Huzup, Noot, Ray
Member who you will always get a response from (whether it be stupid or relevant) = hassan134

Member who created the best single post - please give link or at least the title = Sissoko's Bar
Member with the best Sig = DanCity (Come on Maine Road and Ricky Hatton )

"The Fun Awards"

Most Arrogant Member = Yourikis
Least Intelligent member = hassan
Most Childish member = hassan
Most annoying = Yourikis and some SPL members
Member who talks constant bull = Celtic fans
Worst ever comment from a member = hassan - "Sissoko, you're BANNED!"

"The Serious Awards"

Best Mod (i shall give 1000 points to all who nominate me)-Chrise84
Best Member - redcanuck
Member likely to get most laughs-redcanuck
Member likely to get most to agree with him (I'm sure this has Ticktock written all over it)-ticktock
Member most likely to come up with something controversial and get a reaction.-hassan
Member most likely to post an interesting topic-huzup
Most Intelligent member-ticktock
Most improved member-omar_z
Most informative member-Huzup
Most 'cool' member-Sissoko
Member who you will always get a response from (whether it be stupid or relevant) - whatever the topic.-hasssan
EDIT: NEW AWARDS
Member who created the best single post - please give link or atleast the title - Hassan's 4000 points, really made me laugh

Member with the best Sig-huzup
"The Fun Awards"

Most Arrogant Member-ofir
Least Intelligent member-hassan
Most Childish member-hassan
Member who needs to get a life as he spends wayy too much time on here-huzup
Most annoying-ofir
Sexiest member (Josh and Dan - you can vote eachother here)-
Member who talks constant bull
Worst ever comment from a member - please quote it - from who and on what-1st this is stupid cause I earned them by posting a lot on here, I didn't get them from anybody! BTW I knew that u were online at 11pm last night to post this thread Red not as u claimed that u are going to sleep!
Oh yeah one more thing, I won't say anything about Arsenal cause they are the best at the moment! SO DEAL WITH IT!!!

Member most likely to take an argument too far-hassan

Other than mods, all users that posted here half of them such as i_like_chocolate, tictok and other, I dont even know them and never talked to them before, cuz they are sayin I am childish, I just want to ask them, do u know me guys?

This post was last modified: 10-04-2007 03:10 PM by hassan134.

YES, i do know you

and i know you hassan you childish dickhead

how are you getting on with your "Computers For The Retarded " classes?

Have you reached cut/paste section?

Hassan you've maybe not spoke to all these memebrs directly but they have read your posts and formed an opinion. Just like you have with them