Agony Aunt Truedie71

[trueblue71]

Hello all

I am Live Footys' agony aunt. Trueblue71 has asked me (his aunt) to help the forums users with their problems.

So if you have any problems of any kind and you need a solution, just ask me and I will make it my goal in life to help you.

Alright dearies

[keltoi]

Hey Aunt trudie 71, got this big problem. i am addicted to footy - watch it all the time - read about it every day - talk about it every day - chat on forum most days. the problem is my balls are getting kicked daily by the girlfriend for this addiction - Do i chuck her or give up footy?

[jasman]

hi aunt i got a problem.

Im addicted to the forums too much !!

I need a way to get off the PC !!!

[trueblue71]

keltoi Wrote:Hey Aunt trudie 71, got this big problem.  i am addicted to footy - watch it all the time  - read about it every day - talk about it every day - chat on forum most days.  the problem is my balls are getting kicked daily by the girlfriend for this addiction - Do  i chuck her or give up footy?

Hmmm an interesting dilema, it's important to remember that you are not alone. My husband was the same and he is now buried in the garden.

I would suggest buyin g the girlfriend a dog, cat or goldfish, something to keep her company whilst you enjoy your footy. If she don't like that...THEN DUMP THE SELFISH COW!

[yourikis]

hi aunt  i got  a drink  problem

could  you help  by  buying  me  a  few drinks  in  sisscos  or  chicken,s  bar?     

[trueblue71]

jasman Wrote:hi aunt i got a problem.

Im addicted to the forums too much !!

I need a way to get off the PC !!!

Hmm dear, Trueblue has told me of your problem, maybe you should take Keltoi girlfriend out for a nice walk when footballs on, you get away from your computer and Keltoi gets to watch football.

Love

Trudie

[trueblue71]

jasman Wrote:hi aunt i got a problem.

Im addicted to the forums too much !!

I need a way to get off the PC !!!

Hmm dear, Trueblue has told me of your problem, maybe you should take Keltoi girlfriend out for a nice walk when footballs on, you get away from your computer and Keltoi gets to watch football.

Love

Trudie

[trueblue71]

jasman Wrote:hi aunt i got a problem.

Im addicted to the forums too much !!

I need a way to get off the PC !!!

Hmm dear, Trueblue has told me of your problem, maybe you should take Keltoi girlfriend out for a nice walk when footballs on, you get away from your computer and Keltoi gets to watch football.

Love

Trudie

[premier_ruler]

If she don't like that...THEN DUMP THE SELFISH COW!

haha quality advice....esh!!!
what about limiting your time on here then lol, or make compromises (an hour dong something football related then an hour something she want etc...)?
and pay her some complements or something that will make her feel better  

good luck  

[trueblue71]

yourikis Wrote:hi aunt  i got  a drink  problem

could  you help  by  buying  me  a  few drinks  in  sisscos  or  chicken,s  bar?     

Oh sweetie, you are not alone, since that bar has opened in our neighbourhood the number of dirty drunks has increased.

I gave sent a letter to his Lordship Ofirious the 1st, to reduce the opening hours of the two bars.

As for your problem........Try only drinking drinks you don't like, then you'll give up, I drink tea, try that.

All my love

Truedie