Agony Aunt Truedie71

[kpar]

yes childish humour i don't do those.

[redcanuck]

kpar Wrote:yes childish humour i don't do those.

All humour is childish. When you grow up, you will realise the beauty in being childish.

At least True deleted the negative comments he made, you seem to be standing firm on yours.

[redcanuck]

Dear Agony Aunt Trudie 71

Do you know how to speed up that Global Warming we keep hearing about. It is snowing like hell here, and I am getting tired of shovelling it.

signed

Snowed under

ps Please don't send any of Kpardham's hot air lol

[kpar]

i'll answer that for you. using my hot air is better than global warning. my hot air is well, un-natural.
i will send some over because i need to loose some.

and the name is Kpar from now on plz.

[trueblue71]

redcanuck Wrote:Dear Agony Aunt Trudie 71

Do you know how to speed up that Global Warming we keep hearing about.  It is snowing like hell here, and I am getting tired of shovelling it.

signed

Snowed under

ps  Please don't send any of Kpardham's hot air  lol

Dear Redcanuck

What a lovely name dear.

Firstly, let me tell you that you are not alone, I feel your pain and a hint of rage there too.

Try starting some forest fires, this contributes to global warming, if your having trouble lighting them in the winting you could always use lighting blokes.

Good luck with your destruction of the planet.

Trudie

[ray]

Hi Auntie Well you see its a bit delicate My D**K is a bit bigger than average keeps getting in the way Can you or any of your Daughters help. Thought I had better lighten matters up!!!!

[trueblue71]

ray Wrote:Hi Auntie Well you see its a bit delicate My D**K is a bit bigger than average keeps getting in the way Can you or any of your Daughters help.     Thought I had better lighten matters up!!!!

Dear Ray

Ooh dear I'm all in a tis and blushing.

My nepphew Trueblue71 has a huge one too so you are not alone dear, I don't have any daughters but try hanging out in sissokos or Slip it Inn for a young lady, just don't get arrested.

Good luck horse!

Trudie

[ray]

Thanks Donkey!!

[ray]

Yes sorry Trudie for my out burst on the other thread Sometimes I am like a sausage trying to burst out of my skin No sexual pun intended.Maybe something happened to me in my youth that makes me act this way...Your genuine advice would be welcome..NO Crap advice Bitch!!!!!!!

[Sissoko]

Hi Truedie,

ok some questions that have really been bugging me, question the first, (ill stop speaking medieval now):

1 Why is there no other word for the word thesaurus?

2. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

3. If Winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

Just some little niggly issues that remain unanswered in my life truedie i hope you can help!